HERE ARE SOME QUICK ONE LINERS :
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Lead: "How short is my bowl?"
Skip: "You ought to know, you’re closer to it"
You have a referee in football. An umpire in cricket. What do you have in Bowls? ----- A GOLDFISH !
Definition of a novice:
A new convert to bowls who confesses he knows nothing about the game and then gets annoyed when you agree with him.
Definition of a substitute:
One accepted with faith, endured with hope, but seldom remembered with charity.
Definition of a coach:
One who appears to agree with whatever you tell him.
Q: What do you do with someone who can't draw, can't roll the jack, can't set the mat, can't keep score and won't listen?----A: Make them skip.
Q: How do you spell skip? --------A: G.O.D
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